A action preformed by two horny black mfs in jail. They preform the sexual moves that your teacher and mother do every night to get you grade up jamal. In jail so that they can please their well being .
by nigger hunter alabama style March 2, 2024
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Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."
Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"
Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."
Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"
by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020
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When you take a dump into a newspaper and then wrap it with a view of throwing it at someone. It makes for one terrifying projectile.
Alex: This guy is taking so long to finish the task, I don’t know how to speed this up.
Tim: Say no more, I’ll pay his house a visit with a Prison Kebab.
Tim: Say no more, I’ll pay his house a visit with a Prison Kebab.
by TimboSlice85 February 12, 2024
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by X-cops September 27, 2023
Get the Prison pussy mug.Prison Slop occurs exactly two days after Thanksgiving:
It is the act of opening your 3 day, 2 night-old grey sweatpants only to release a humidity chamber into the room - with the slightest hint of old meat, proceeded by blasting stuffed-up butt-clusters onto a metal plate across the dinner table then asking your best pal to "eat it because its been locked up for a while".
It is the act of opening your 3 day, 2 night-old grey sweatpants only to release a humidity chamber into the room - with the slightest hint of old meat, proceeded by blasting stuffed-up butt-clusters onto a metal plate across the dinner table then asking your best pal to "eat it because its been locked up for a while".
by Dexterismycat February 9, 2024
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I was planning to meal prep tonight, but Sophie was having pres in the kitchen, so I ended up being a pres prisoner and having dry cereal out of the box in my room instead
by lilypad01 June 7, 2023
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