by TKDKylea February 26, 2016
The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.
Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.
by Bi0sh0cker123 March 13, 2016
It is a sexual position that is made up by someone, who has just learned about how bogus Urban Dictionary is - and wants desperately to impress their friends.
A: Wanna hear about Belarusian breakfast, a sex position? B: No way! That's just one of those ridiculous made-up ones! I know this is Belarusian sex position, don't pull my leg!
by Dimi-drool January 15, 2025
by Cytoki May 07, 2016
When a woman loses her anal Virginity before her vaginal virginity as means of saving herself for Marriage
by Billy from it September 20, 2017
A sex position so odd that it looks like the participants are trying to summon an ungodly monster of some sort.
Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.
Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.
"Man, I knew she was kinky, but I would never have guessed she would want to try reverse quadruple Cthulhu position."
"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."
"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."
"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."
"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."
by Ultimate_Goober November 28, 2021
The position you end up in after an avoidable accident. Typically rolled onto your back after tripping over piles of hoarded magazines or falling out of your chair reaching for a hot pocket.
Tom remained in the epiphany position for awhile after slipping on marbles, in his prized marble collecting room. He now keeps his marbles in jars.
by Squidiculous January 02, 2016