express piss

When you are in a hurry and you want to piss fast, you start to piss, then flush so that you perfectly time it and you finish pissing at the exact same time the flush swirls down.

It was 8 o'clock and Jacob was late for class, so he express pissed and got the fuck out of there.

by ContinuumTransfunctioner September 19, 2010

piss tickets

a ticket purchased at a public toilet to go for a piss

Sabastian when to the toilet and had to buy a 'piss tickets' to have a piss

by WuddaWhist February 16, 2009

Nose-Piss

When your nose bleeds so much, that it turns into piss.

"Yeah, sorry, can't come over. Got a bad case of nose-piss."

by VolatileLight April 13, 2020

piss-drenched

to describe the odor of old, sweaty shoes, made of cheap leather, worn by a male for many years.

"Honey, get those piss-drenched shoes and put them outside"

by Mrs Pissdrench September 25, 2005

piss hub

A group of four intelligent but stupid people.

Only Adi, Ab, Pra and Kw can be in Piss Hub lol. Bye !

by someonesus June 24, 2021

Pissing peeps

Constantly prank calling one person.

" yo fat." Puts down the phone, another call. " yo fat". Pissing peeps

by Glitchingnames October 3, 2017

Piss lisp

The rare occurrence where the flaps of the dick hole shrivel giving off a low fapping sound whenever that individual pisses, basically the male version of a queef.

Fuck its f-f-freezing! I better not have piss lisp after this shit.

by --BerryTheManokit-- December 1, 2022