Law of pi

In engineering, every task will take exactly 3.141592 times as long as initially anticipated. The Law of pi is therefore commonly used along project managers when they ask engineers how much time they think they need to finish their work.

Arjan: How long will it take you to finish the design of those tubes?
Vincent: about one and a half hour I think
Arjan: OK, so taking the Law of pi into account, that's gonna take you exactly 282 minutes

by E.Musk January 7, 2019

Pi 3:14

The banned Book of Pi, chapter 3, verse 14, where the prophet wrote: “I have seen and experienced all beautiful, irrational, imaginary, metamathematical, transcendental, and sacred things about the number π under the sun; all of them are man-made and meaningless, a chasing after the next mathematical shiny object.”

Does Pi 3:14 sound like a mathematical equivalent of Ecclesiastes 1:14, where King Solomon with all his wisdom and wealth concluded that all is vanity?

by Fasters January 13, 2022

Delta sigma Pi

A bunch of bozos who run around in suits thinking it makes them important. The reality is that all of them come from affluent backgrounds and will get in anywhere because their dads are Vice Presidents of Goldman.

Someone tell Chad that Delta sigma Pi won't make his dick any bigger.

by MickeySingh April 12, 2022

Evil pies

When a man nuts in a woman to keep her from leaving.

Stay away from Todd he’s known for evil pies.

by Nickademus702 December 18, 2022

Magnum PI

When you take such a huge dump it forms an island in the toilet. A Poop Island.

After last night’s chili dinner, I formed a Magnum PI this morning.

by TrashPanda81 February 16, 2022

pi (math)

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lol nope.
I aint doing this shit today

pi (math) bruh

by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021

Common Pies

Typically a thick, aggressive 50 year old female chubber, who denies getting fatter from eating!

Loves apackofcrisps

You see common pies with the doughnuts again... She claims it's the medicine

by imperfectcube March 8, 2023