smaller person

The person who is less mature than the opposing person. The person who makes the less mature decision. The moral low-ground.

Doug and Chad were in an argument regarding the superiority of Seinfeld over Friends.

Chad: "Hey, I am sorry we argued, would you like some of my orange which I brought for lunch?"
Doug: "No way, I am choosing to be smaller person and remain offended.

by ronhsub June 9, 2018

Drunk Personality

A girl who is always laughing and always energetic and always smiling, you could mistake her for being drunk at times for the things she says or does but she’s more sober than anyone in the room.

Kim- Carly come dance with me.
Carly-No you come to me. *giggles*
Kim-You have such a drunk personality, lmao.

by Emilysander754337 June 29, 2018

Person 6

A person that has nearly never been used in an Urban Dictionary definition.

Person 1: That would be crazy if there were more than 5 people in this universe.
Person 2: I know right!
Person 3: Yeah man. That would be SICK!
Person 4: Are there even 5 people in this universe?
Person 5: What would you think?
Person 6: Hey, how are you all?
Person 7: (non existent)

by TheGayPlayer69 September 6, 2023

person 3

a person rarely shown on urban dictionary

person 1- dude, did you hear about person 3?
person 2- who's person 3?
person 3- yo.

by carrotstew June 3, 2022

cubicle person

Refers to the type of person who works nine-to-five, Monday through Friday, who doesn't know how to act in normal society. Standard traits may include, but are not limited to: driving horribly including, but not limited to, not using turn signals, changing lanes at the last minute, changing more than one lane at a time, complete disregard for traffic signs and laws; treating people who work outside the times of 9am-5pm (typically in customer service, retail, food service, etc.) as if they are a lesser person; getting over-the-top angry that some places are not open outside of the times of 9 am to 5 pm to be able to fit their work schedule. Synonyms: invalid, entitled, PITA

"I just met this really hot girl and she's super smart but for some reason she just gave our waitress a bad attitude."
"Does she work 95, Monday-Friday?"
"Yes."
"Cubicle person."

by Golf6tdi May 24, 2016

pocket personality

A pocket personality (plural: personalities) is a person who has a cult following, as in a cult of personality, while having a relatively small amount of fame or notoriety.

The rise of social media has created many a pocket personality who wield their userbase as an extension of themselves with the intent to create drama and increase personal clout.

by Lambo Peterson September 4, 2019

personal punish

A particularly energetic and aggressive masturbation, it may smash household objects and result in a snapped banjo string. Must only be done when other house mates are out.

"Why is Quentin's laptop smashed and there's a hole in his wall"
"He found a new website and said it was worth a personal punish"

by Ade Crane February 24, 2008