Paradoxasaur

From Demetri Martin's comedy.

A magical make-believe creature that only exists if you do not believe in it, and if you believe in it it doesn't exist.

"Hello I am a twenty one year old 120 pound virgin with c-sized breasts who does not have a boyfriend and is not crazy." -The words of a paradoxasaur.

by AggiePerspective July 5, 2008

paradoxashit

Taking a dump on your own chest.

It is near impossible.

Jet Lee can do it, but he is not proud of it.

1. "That calculus test blew my mind like a Paradoxashit."

2.
Jet Lee: I'm not doint it!
Friend: Come one man, just once, for me.
Jet Lee: Fuck you.
Friend: You're not the old Jet Lee i used to know back in college. He used to Paradoxashit all the time, but now with your big movies and millions of dollars, i quess you're too big to Paradoxashit for and old friend.
Jet Lee: It's not like that, man --
Friend: No, you've made your choice, asshole *storms out*

*long silence*

Jet Lee's Turtle: I still love you.
Jet Lee: Fuck you, turtle. Fuck you.

by youreceivethehole7 August 6, 2009

Paradoxicle

An ice-pop of impossibility.

A hot lava popsicle is a paradoxicle.

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

pArAdoXX

1337 as fsk

Ye were walking down the street and then pArAdoXX jumped out and pwnd ye

by The architect November 10, 2003

paradoxymoron

A person who argues in circles, often contradicting themselves

My social teacher is a bumbling paradoxymoron.

by Csjs September 8, 2008

Paradorn

The name of an infamous hacker, cheater. Most notorious for developing and using 'aim-bot' hack programs for the game Half-Life:Counterstrike.

The name has also been known to be used as a verb to describe a severe ammount of cheating or hacking.

"That guy got Paradorn'd right through the double doors."

by Sketchykid July 10, 2006

parado no bailao

Neymar's favourite song

Kylian: Neymar can you sing for me
Neymar: ehh Parado no bailao

by Kaptoum May 24, 2021