positions

Ariana Grande's hit anthem, an ode to codependence for pick-me girls from the album with the same name. An inferior follow-up to her previous two amazing albums.
Positions is Pickmeisha's number one favorite song ever!
by The Q Conspiracy April 17, 2021
mugGet the positionsmug.

Positive gangster

A businessman who smiles and brings people up and keeps it 100 and doesn't lie unless it's a Noble lie.
Man that guy is really a positive gangster
by R2O September 23, 2022
mugGet the Positive gangstermug.

positive anal g-force

The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.
Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.
by Bi0sh0cker123 July 28, 2016
mugGet the positive anal g-forcemug.
When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.
I’m seriously testing positive for Covid after that party last night. I’m fucking spent!
by EXQDAY November 5, 2023
mugGet the Testing Positive For Covidmug.

Field goal position

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.
Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!
by Fratty Frat May 31, 2022
mugGet the Field goal positionmug.

party position

Submission. Fetal position. Used by GLaDOS in a patch for Portal.
GLaDOS: assume the party position.
You: I will not take this lying down!
by PortalGirl May 3, 2011
mugGet the party positionmug.

positive fucks

meaning you stay positive but give not fucks.
My wife told me make a drink, Travis said ' I got positive fucks". so he made her a drink!!!!
by Tavis_stupid September 25, 2017
mugGet the positive fucksmug.

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