Someone with such a small penis he couldn’t find it, even if he was going to use it to pee up your ass if your guts were on fire.
by Cold Madina April 16, 2019
If someone is having a problem or issue of any size or any kind this phrase can be applied.
Supremely versatile, from minor ‘situations’ like one can’t find ones lighter, to major ‘situations’ like ones girlfriend has left one...
Often most effective when applied to others when trivialising their problems or issues!
Supremely versatile, from minor ‘situations’ like one can’t find ones lighter, to major ‘situations’ like ones girlfriend has left one...
Often most effective when applied to others when trivialising their problems or issues!
If you’re struggling to find your lighter - “I’m having a small one!”
If you see your friend buckle over in agony after stubbing his toe - “Are you having a small one?!”
If you see someone drop a tray of drinks - “she’s having a small one!!”
If someone crashes a car - “he’s having a small one..!”
If you see your friend buckle over in agony after stubbing his toe - “Are you having a small one?!”
If you see someone drop a tray of drinks - “she’s having a small one!!”
If someone crashes a car - “he’s having a small one..!”
by Muggotron 3000 March 22, 2020
That boy came from a small town ghetto the side of town loaded with shotgun shacks and meth lab trailers prostitution and gunfire he is from the other side of the tracks
by Locoman88 August 20, 2020
by idwer April 18, 2018
Overly vocal declarations of one's physical prowess and penchant for threatened violence. This sort of child-like behavior is usually found in small-statured people who feel they need to make up for their physical inadequacy somehow.
OMG, what I wouldnt give to have 10 minutes with this son of a bitch in a dark alley. I wouldnt kill him, no sir, that's the easy way out. I WOULD MOTHERFUCKIN' BREAK HIM! I would relish all the creative ways I can think of to break every bone in his body. Id leave him just brain damaged enough for him to realize the plight he is in. The absolute hatred I harbor for this man permeates every fiber of my soul and body.
by Robin R June 11, 2005
A person from a small city and goes to a big city and acts and thinks they are they shit, when in reality they aren't.
by Torontobitch April 09, 2014
a dirty paedophile who likes to indulge in molesting malnourished and underdeveloped clits, belonging to small girls
by Stu February 08, 2004