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Block Stopper

The weapon to finally stop the cock block, similar to the Wingman, the Block Stopper is there to BLOCK the cock blocker...in essence u have a previously arranged argrement with someone u consider a "bro" to run interference on a potential cock blocker so you may continue your quest smoothly and unimpeded!
K-Man: Yo bro i need your help tonite, im trying to get with this chick but ive been cock blocked before, u wana come help me?

PMG: like a wingman?

K-Man: No, be my Block Stopper, you run interference on all those d-bags while i go in for the kill!
by The K-Man 929 March 25, 2010
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Computer blocking

When you are working on the computer and get up for a minute, only to find someone else is using it and may have deleted all of your work. This happens a lot with teenagers. The person computer blocking you 65% of the time is using Facebook.
"Great, now I gotta stay up all night tonight and finish this essay because my mom was computer blocking me for 3 hours.
by RKOver24 October 24, 2011
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choc blocked

Essentially getting cock blocked from completing a level on Candy Crush Saga by the growing chocolate bar.

This is what happens to you when you are playing Candy Crush Saga, and the chocolate seems to intentionally grow in such a way that it prevents you from breaking it, or grows in the opposite direction of the only match close enough to break it.
Candies are laid out in this pattern: OOXO
Chocolate grows in the location of the "X"

"Dang it. I only had one Jelly to break and I just got choc blocked again! Screw you Candy Crush!"
by Piso_mojado July 28, 2013
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swagger blocked

when someone intentionally disrupts your act of swag.
I dont know what happened. Soulja Boy just came in and swagger blocked me!
by ballerstatus212 November 19, 2010
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fail blocking

Fail blocking is when you block someone not due to butthurt, but because they fail so badly they just aren't worth wasting your time on.
Tim gets a lot of failtrolls on his Facebook page, he does a lot of fail blocking.
by Alveron May 4, 2011
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Talk-block

To change the subject at the request of a friend who doesn't want to discuss something uncomfortable in a large social setting. I.e. if someone brings up your friend's boyfriend and they just broke up, or her job and she just got let go, you talk-block and change the subject quickly.
Hey, if someone asks me about work tonight, will you talk-block? I don't want to talk about how I just got fired...
by Editorgal January 24, 2014
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YouTubers Block

A YouTubers inability to come up with trending or quality content for a project or video. Similar to writers block.
Friend: Bro! When are you uploading the new video?
YouTuber: Soon. With this YouTubers Block, I can't think.
by urbuser59 February 14, 2021
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