Nonce

People who loves touching little kids

Oi Jack price your a nonce you are haha

by James Adams October 08, 2021

croc nonce

Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.

Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"

Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"

by NonceNick October 18, 2021

swaylay nonce

a swaylay nonce is a racist adjective used in northen parts of london as slang for that triangle nonce bin shaped whore

person one:omds that person is such a swaylay nonce its unreal

person two: no way did you say that in public thats racist

by ardarr lollar ardarr lollar February 17, 2020

Ninja nonce

The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans

Jimmy saville is a ninja nonce because he touched six kids in a day

by Ninja kill October 30, 2018

International Nonce Day

Every year at the 14th of May, its international nonce day

Damn its International Nonce Day. Time to fuck a kid -Bayliss aka the nonce

by HEHE EGG MOUTH NOOOMM May 14, 2022

Turbo Nonce

A high speed paedo

Look at John over there with his zimmer the turbo nonce

by K-Snizzle October 14, 2023

Turbo nonce

Nonce means pedophile and turbo makes it more insulting

Mark Attwood on X is a turbo nonce

by MemeClips March 23, 2024