simialar to a a gong show in the fact that the person is usually intoxicated and does random ridiculous acts which in turn would prompt someone else to tell him or her to get to bed
Joe: Matt your a complete gong show right now! Matt: Oh man i have no idea whats going on! Joe: you just pissed in the closet you need to Get to Bed!
by jordan engel October 31, 2006
The sexual act carried out in the north of england (particularly regions around manchester) in which one massages oneself in beef gravey prior to other sexual acts. The act is thought to make it a more palatable experience.
Slut: "I'd take you with gravey if my boyfriend wasn't sitting right here"
Me: "You into the ol' bed gravey then love?"
Me: "You into the ol' bed gravey then love?"
by Stephiethehedgegod May 17, 2011
by 1738tiger April 02, 2016
Meaning to die or not do well at all. Stems from the fact that when someone dies or is very sick they will lose rectal sphincter tone and quite literally shit, on the bed.
by N.jackass March 07, 2014
Shit the bed is when someone freaks out about something and can't handle it. When you get really mad and are inconsolable. When you get really upset.
Mike shit the bed when he found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. Bob shit the bed when he saw his test score. Sally shit the bed when she didn't get a promotion.
by Liam2017 January 11, 2017
Thinking something happened that didn't.
by Turd ferguson August 23, 2014
Cara: "Where are you sleeping tonight?"
Ali: "I don't know yet, I'll probably just end up bed browsing."
Ali: "I don't know yet, I'll probably just end up bed browsing."
by Ninicole April 11, 2008