When you are at a party and you excuse yourself to go outside to fart, you are checking on the "night ducks" as they are migrating at this time of year.
GEEZ Johnnie that is the third time you went outside in the last 1/2 hour. "Yup, checking on the "night ducks".
by coyotemutt January 24, 2015

A person who busies away into the nightime, finishing work for the following morning. 'Night Pheasant' is a term used more commonly in Fenland vocabulary and often receives confused responses when heard.
Fenlander: 'Hey, have you done that Robert's essay for tomorrow?'
Dom 'Nah, got all night to do it.'
Fenlander 'Oh you're such a night pheasant'.
Dom 'Nah, got all night to do it.'
Fenlander 'Oh you're such a night pheasant'.
by cosirockyoursocks April 22, 2010

When a girl and a guy perform oral on each other at the same time the girl will sing and the guy will sing along increase the pleasure of the guys penis and the girls vagina.
by undead4ever99 September 17, 2017

A person who is intoxicated at a late hour, and is crawling in order to get from one place to another.
While walking by the pub, I noticed a night hampster failing to cross the street, and reeking of vodka.
by Night hampster June 29, 2017

by TheQuietOne47 July 17, 2019

An aircraft designed specifically for night ops. This type was first used during World War II and was used until aircraft were designed to work in day and night equally well.
by Strategic Paul June 10, 2018

A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"
Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.
by Ali that Girl September 16, 2008
