night hampster

A person who is intoxicated at a late hour, and is crawling in order to get from one place to another.

While walking by the pub, I noticed a night hampster failing to cross the street, and reeking of vodka.

by Night hampster June 29, 2017

Blardonay Night

A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"

Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.

by Ali that Girl September 16, 2008

night cardio

sex at night

I'm in shape because im always doing cardio at night.

Jimmy is always doing night cardio. Jimmy is a savage.

by Jakethesnake1234 February 14, 2017

Night Sun

What moonlight really is.

This night sun is so bright.

Night sun is brightest during a full moon.

by TheQuietOne47 July 17, 2019

Night Tennis

The act pounding your balls into the net over and over and over again until you score luv. At night.

Guy: “Hey babe, do you want to play some Night Tennis?”
Babe: ...
Babe: “Doubles?”

by NightTennisBoi April 13, 2019

noodle night

Two or more men engaging in homosexual penile activities during the nighttime.

Steven and Patrick engaged in a rough noodle night session last friday evening!

by I-h-a-v-e-m-u-n-c-h-i-e-s August 28, 2019

Night Garden

The passive irrigation and fertilization that occurs to a mans hairy ass crack while he sleeps.

"I had to wipe right when I woke up due overactive night garden activity".

by Curtmandingo January 10, 2010