Nathan

Nathan is the most fucking usless fat missable fuckface. The only thing he can do is shout and swear. He tries to make friends but everyone tells him to fuck off. His car is a shopping trolley. He can’t do anything normal like a human.

Oh look there’s a nathan ugly bastard lemon and peach cake.

by Oushjgkpe April 19, 2018

Nathan

Type of dude to dick down your dad and won’t care if you watch or not

Me: I’m throwing a family and friends BBQ, wanna come?
You: As long as I get to Nathan somebody’s dad
Me: wtf

by Shomesh June 10, 2018

Nathan

A bum nugget.

You see that bun nugget, Nathan, over there??

by Baushebirrhbeksgd June 11, 2018

Nathan

a male who does not know the meaning of going out with someone.

Nathan didn't want to go out with Sophie so he said that he didn't know what going out meant

by HentaiHeaven July 31, 2018

nathan

a lame guy who sucks at golf and is never right

dang that guy is such a nathan, no one wants to be friends with him.

by wheredemhaterzat August 2, 2018

Nathan

Nathan's are loyal, sweet but can also be twats at times. They will always manage to brighten your day, and stay kind even if you've tired them out.

Nathan is a nonce?
He sure is.

Uwu.

by Rsvg748292 August 25, 2018

Nathan

He is the most symmetrical square I have ever met.

Random Friend: Why does Nathan never like to have any fun?

Other Random Friend: Because he is a square!

by Cooper554 September 17, 2018