mustards

firstly, a hideous color and a food that some people like but most don't, and also can be referred to as a clan of so-called 'people' commonly referred to as bitches who become so obsessed and jealous of a person that they feel the need to insult everything about them when really, its THEM that have the disorder.
These 'girls' also suffer from a deficiency in their brains leading them to believe that wearing mustard coloured clothes is...cool...? Hmmmm, hopefully they will soon become as exstinct as the dodo so we don't have to suffer from their presence any longer.

"those mustards are such bitches"

by MUNTYLOVERSUNITE May 5, 2009

Mus-tard

A Mustang owning retard.

Yet another douchey Carbondale Mus-tard.
His car looks like a toaster with wheels & a racing stripe...

by DerpyDouche November 11, 2015

Musturd

Kryptonite for Rake Yohn.

I hate fucking musturd.

by Ian November 21, 2003

mustardo

feline "spanking"; patting the butt of a feline to get a spastic response

my cat goes nuts for the mustardo

by mustardo December 27, 2008

musturd ass

When someone shits their pants and doesn't change them. It sits and stirs and gets into all of the crevices of the pelvic area, creating a sticky, moist, and lethal substance that could be nuclearized.

WW1 was fought with guns. WW2 was fought with mustard gas. WW3 will be fought with musturd ass.

by disbugboisnutz96 November 26, 2015

Mustardhole

The anus, when viewed as a sex object especially that of a man

Homosexuals plunge into each others mustardholes

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

Mustards

A school safe way of saying bastards. When in school, using mustards is a way to insult someone directly in front of authority with no fear of retaliation or punishment.

Those kids outside were being a bunch of mustards.

by Ashiewashie March 1, 2011