smurf muff

A cool person with a totally radical pussy

Alexis has a total smurf muff

by Cool chikca May 17, 2018

Smoking the muff

The act of taking a draw from a smokable of your choice and blowing it into a vaginal orifice then re-inhaling the smoke from said orifice a second time.

Dude, anyone can smoke normally. You gotta try smoking the muff!

by Zombiestl October 8, 2017

Manky muff

A vey nasty, dirty, and stinky twat

"Damn man that chick probably has a manky muff"

by Cousinvinny June 29, 2017

muff cuffed

When a person is utterly and completely controlled by a female partner: see pussy whipped

When James changed religions after dating his newest girlfriend, I could only be led to assume that James is muff cuffed

by @TheReptile September 23, 2016

Seedy muff

A vagina which has been freshly ejaculated upon. Read: A pussy covered in jizz.

Girl 1: So how was the sex?
Girl 2: Not great, he gave me a seedy muff without permission.

by BrideOfSithis January 17, 2017

Muff Nuggets

The female version of dangle berries, where dried up clumps of cum & other fluids collect in bundles of various sizes towards the ends of her pubic hair

"Bruv, I pulled down her panties and bumped into the meanest collection of muff nuggets I've ever seen!"

by Busted Gumboot January 18, 2017

muff rot

Muff rot is any condition that negatively affects the vagina eg thrush, STDs

You'll get muff rot if ya not careful.

by ThornLey October 19, 2019