Dasvidaniya, motherfucker

When a Russian mob hitman pushes a pistol against the back of your head.

Mob hitman: Priviyet.
Target: Yes??
*the hitman now pulls out his pistol, flicking the safety off and pushes it against the target's head*
Mob hitman: Dasvidaniya, motherfucker.

by Aesthetix February 6, 2020

Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.

Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"

by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022

Die, motherfucker!

An increasingly popular mass refrain in the United States, directed at the Insurrectionist in Chief, due to his unstoppable deranged determination to destroy democracy and deprive US citizens of everything they know and love about being an American.

Although it’s sad and horrible to have such a socially and spiritually unacceptable thought, many American patriots, simple humanists, and scholars cannot help but utter the words, or at least think, “Die, motherfucker!” when they consider the depth of depravity that exists in this singularly pathetic and deeply destructive human being.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2023

Mothertrucker

A mothertrucker is a mother of a fucking trucker

Do you have a mothertrucker, Johnson

by Motherfrucker May 27, 2016

Motherzucker

One who quietly runs thier fingers instead of their mouths on social media apps, tarnishing and destroying the reputation of another.

Did you see her finger flipping her phone?
What a motherzucker!

by LittleLamb777 June 12, 2018

Motherfeckers

How retarded people spell "motherfuckers".

You motherfeckers

Dude, don't try to be cool. That word is disgusting.

by Notyourguy July 12, 2018

Motherfucked

It is one of two extremely crucial categories that EVERYONE will eventually take up residency...

A. The Motherfucker

Or,

B. The Motherfucked

**simple reminder**
If you must think about it... my magic 8 ball just told me~
YOU ARE THE MOTHERFUCKED.

Now that I just saved you a day of pondering and possibly whimpering about, you may want to hit up The Motherfuckers section and grab you some BIG BOY PANTS for a change!

There are two types of people in this world: The Motherfuckers and The Motherfucked.

by OklahomaAmazon81 January 29, 2019