A morning in which is free of talking from the girl you just boned the night before.
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a morning where you wake up and find out the girl has left...leaving the room quiet and peaceful
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a morning where you wake up and find out the girl has left...leaving the room quiet and peaceful
"Man, last night I boned this boom broad and the next morning she smiled at me and then eventually left. No hassles, no strings attached...was the best silent morning I ever had"
by Don Stefano July 29, 2008
Get the silent morning mug.artistic expression used to describe the latest flood of cookie cutter songs from every current-era female pop musician. Recognizable by the usual accompaniment of pianos or violins, these are the songs that are inducing the collective menstrual cycles of the radio free world. Although usually reserved for female musicians, the term can, in some instances, be applied to the critique of male musicians if the estrogen level is deemed beyond the “Seminal Trappings” term assigned to the same music.
Female: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Vaginal Moanings of Sara Bareilles and Taylor Swift.
Male: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Vaginal Moanings of James Blunt.
Male: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Vaginal Moanings of James Blunt.
by John Wesley February 6, 2008
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The process by which a male obtains a condom and proceeds to urinate and ejaculate into it. The condom is sealed and inserted into the vagina of a sleeping girlfriend or wife. The surprise is completed when the male attempts to give her an Alabama Hot Pocket causing the condom to explode.
guy #1: yo that bitch is trippin, b.
guy #2: thats why i gave her a monday morning surprise and got the fk out of there.
guy #2: thats why i gave her a monday morning surprise and got the fk out of there.
by cot4lifeyo1 July 30, 2009
Get the monday morning surprise mug.Morning Delight - to achieve coitus in the a.m., usually prior to work or somesuch other pre ordained event, successfully and without causing both happy participants to be late!
"Morning Bob! You look happy today!"
"Cheers Phil!, yeah, managed a little morning delight with the missus!!!"
"Cheers Phil!, yeah, managed a little morning delight with the missus!!!"
by chefjim March 17, 2009
Get the Morning Delight mug.The morning-after pancake is served to your partner after you've had intercourse and you're not sure if you wore a condom or if she was on the pill. It is essentially a morning-after pill mixed into the pancake batter.
Hey, I fucked Kelsey last night and I don't remember wearing a condom so I made her some morning-after pancakes.
by Colin McCarthy May 13, 2014
Get the Morning-after pancakes mug.Also used widely to describe the following morning; used in circustances mirroring tomorrow, (t'morrow).
by K Sears September 22, 2005
Get the t'morning mug.1. What chicks get when they forget to take the pill and get knocked up.
2. What you get the morning after you get wasted.
2. What you get the morning after you get wasted.
1. I've had morning sickness for the a month, now.
2. Damn Nick, I had morning sickness this morning. I should not have had that extra drink last night.
2. Damn Nick, I had morning sickness this morning. I should not have had that extra drink last night.
by Randz November 25, 2006
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