goofy monkey

a monkey that is goofy.

kim jong-un is a goofy monkey🙈

by booty_mcanus_3001 December 11, 2022

Beach Monkey

When someone is being dumb or annoying.

That beach monkey deleted my post!

It’s okay, just beach monkey antics.

by graylover333 May 24, 2022

Gear Monkey

Having an obsession with anything vehicle related! Spending hrs and hours researching and building a particular type of vehicle to perfection. While being amazing at everything!

Those Gear Monkey’s spent hours building thier ultra4 vehicle!

That Gear Monkey was moving quick through the desert!

Baby don’t worry, I’m a Gear Monkey!

I wish I was a Gear Monkey to be as cool as that guy!

Don’t worry I can Gear Monkey it!

He was driving like a Gear Monkey!

If only I could Gear Monkey

She was totally Gear Monkey last night!

by The Gear Monkey March 07, 2018

clout monkey

Someone who constantly wants clout and brags about having clout

“Yo stacey is a whole clout monkey”

by skee__t January 05, 2019

monkey monster

a heaping load of crap that expells suddenly when one is extremely startled.

the midget made mike myers make monkey monsters when he looked down to see such a tiny person.

by FART KING AND THE GASSY MINION March 29, 2009

chat monkey

A person that logs into an online game for the sole purpose of chatting.

Man, I never see that guy doing any thing here but chat in trade. He is a real chat monkey!

by chiphead.net March 30, 2009

wet the monkey

a phrase used when other euphemisms just won't do.

I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.

That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.

by Bishopk March 05, 2009