by JimmyJhonny556 February 28, 2022

One who shorter than 5,2ft and is not happy with they're height so they take all they're anger out on other people
by Donald 6917 October 12, 2022

Ryan: look there's a midget
Jack: ew! I'm gonna step on it
Ryan: NO it's an elf
Jack: So?
Ryan: were not gonna get presents for Christmas
Jack: ew! I'm gonna step on it
Ryan: NO it's an elf
Jack: So?
Ryan: were not gonna get presents for Christmas
by hiimlj October 25, 2019

by Jaydee17 May 16, 2018

An offensive term used to describe anyone who is very short for their age. Socially acceptable ways of saying this include dwarf, and LP (little person).
Hey, look at that midget.
(note, i do not condone calling a dwarf a midget. Calling them this makes it extremely likely for you to get your genitalia punched back up into your stomach)
(note, i do not condone calling a dwarf a midget. Calling them this makes it extremely likely for you to get your genitalia punched back up into your stomach)
by TheIronSoldier2 March 18, 2016

Mean midget syndrome is mean man syndrome on steroids. A midget thinks he/she will out-anybody at everything, so a mean midget must be meaner and ruder than a mean man.
The midget with mean midget syndrome is gonna bust a beer bottle across the drunk guy at the bar's head if he keeps talking about how great the Sandhills is compared to living or being from anywhere else.
by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019

1)Someone who annoys you. A person who acts like a jerk for no reason. Cock-Midgets come in many forms. A sycophantic co worker, an evil boss, a stupid client, an annoying sibling etc. A Cock-Midget is simply someone you don't like.
2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.
2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.
1) That cock midget thinks he's so smart but he dosen't realize that everyone talks shit about him behind his back.
2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.
2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.
by DR. HJ October 30, 2012
