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melancolic 

A less-than-cheerful mood due to abdominal pain, either because you're suffering it yourself or you're having to expend significant time and effort caring for someone else who's going through it.
Many parents become melancolic when their offspring have long crying-bouts for no apparent reason.
melancolic by QuacksO April 11, 2022
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melancallie 

A dreary mood due to someone's not phoning you when you'd expected or wanted him/her to.
In a classic "Miss Piggy's Advice" column in Muppet Magazine, a mid-teenage lad complains about how his main squeeze always suffers a major bout of melancallie whenever he isn't able to "give her a jingle" in the evening, despite his repeatedly having explained to her that he's a farmer boy and thus has chores that often prevent him from being free to simply sit and "yack on the horn" for half an hour. He finishes his message to said "sage sow" by indignantly asking her, "So what am I supposed to do?!" Being a selfish brat herself --- AND a fierce feminist --- said pink-skinned flat-nosed advisor unhelpfully snorts back, "You're supposed o call her." Some help SHE turned out to be there! :P
melancallie by QuacksO April 11, 2022
A mean person or an un fancy word for mean or a mean squidward
Why don’t you lend me a little bit of your cookie! You’re a meanard
Meanard by iirene April 12, 2022
she is a kind-hearted girl who loves her best friend Hannah she is very bad at love and romance she loves her cats and is great at growing pimple beards
dude 1: man that girl is hot and look at that pimple beard

dude 2 : she must be a melanie
melanie by babby mango April 19, 2022
she is the reincarnation of an death angel her main goal is to drain all the energy out of your soul

her most dangerous weapon is boredom she will bore you till you'd wish you was dead making you wanna kill yourself

this only applies to a Melanie who is German and/or geography teacher
billy: she so annoying

Spiderman: typical Melanie

Melanie: heil hitler heheheheh
billy: aha............
Melanie by dedediewie April 20, 2022
He’s the cutest,best guy ever also has a monster Slong like 10+ inch he’s packing I love him
Your nothing compared to a melakai cock
Melakai by Goob man June 26, 2022

Melanie Taylor 

A Cunt of a woman who neglects her own children and molests her step children
Melanie Taylor belongs in jail