Deli meet

When you meet someone while getting a hoagie at the local deli.

“Oh yeah Keith? We had a deli meet.”
“What kind of hoagie was he getting?”
“Breaded chicken”

by minibanana22222222222222222222 February 4, 2019

I'll meet you in the air

When someone threatens to beat you up or get in a fight with you. Meaning, you're ready when they are and will "meet you in the air".

Charles - You don't even need to tell me you're ready to fight, i'll meet you in the air

by Kittyt2 October 15, 2017

Meet n' Beat

A meeting between 2 or more Gay guys, that unfolds into a orgy of people masturbating eachother.

Jim: Hey Jake you going to the Meet n' Beat?
Jake: Hell yeah! You?

by TuckerTrash25 May 1, 2017

Meeting envy

When you are feeling like a useless insignificant Smurf at work and feel pangs of jealous anxiety when co-workers discuss the interesting or seemingly important things they have been doing. Especially if they are talking about all the meetings they’ve been in lately that you weren’t invited to.

Jonah had meeting envy when his co-worker Rhea texted that she was in a meeting- but he wasn’t. Little did he know Rhea had meeting envy listening to several of her co-workers and superiors who were in the meeting discuss all the meetings they had had recently.

by BlovBlovAgain July 13, 2023

Smegma Meeting

A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face.

I was just in a “smegma meeting” and I’m so full I had to undo the top button of my pants.

by Ringadingdingdong_8==> July 30, 2022

Meet Me at Quail

A threat used to initiate a fight, battle, or duel

If you say one more thing about my mom, you can meet me at Quail.

by 8trill April 29, 2022

Post Meeting Positivity

A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.

Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.

Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.

by phantom pooper 2011 April 24, 2011