Mars is the most adorable, trustworthy, reliable and spectacular person you'll ever meet. If your name is Mars, do not be afraid to open up to people. LET THEM HELP YOU! They trust you, so you have to trust them as well, no matter your severe trust issues. Do not be afraid of new beginnings. Start acting adventurous, stop being scared of getting caught, risk everything and have fun! Don't act so responsible, it gets boring after a while! You know you're not that sweet though. You tend to be nice to everyone, even if you hate most of them. You truly are evil. But we love you anyway
-Who is that person over there? They seem so kind and sweet.
-Yes!!! They're Mars! They are truly nice.
-Yes!!! They're Mars! They are truly nice.
by itssocoldimliterallyfreezing November 21, 2021
Get the Marsmug. 
The act of covering an African American woman in breadcrumbs and vegetable oil, then ejaculating all over her.
by IGOTSOULJJA October 11, 2025
Get the Moray Fried Mars Barmug. by thatoneplanet April 9, 2022
Get the Marsmug. Person one: Do you know Mars?
Person two: The planet?
Person one: No, you dumb bitch the person who goons to Dave.
Person two: Oh.
Person one: Legend has it that Mars Freaktard once gooned so hard that she filled eight and a half buckets of cum.
Person two: What the fuck??
Person two: The planet?
Person one: No, you dumb bitch the person who goons to Dave.
Person two: Oh.
Person one: Legend has it that Mars Freaktard once gooned so hard that she filled eight and a half buckets of cum.
Person two: What the fuck??
by whatthefuckisapseudonym???? July 25, 2025
Get the Mars Freaktardmug. A total charm who can be a badass at times. If you hurt her, better make up for it or you stay on her bad side for lifetime. Turns her imperfections into motives and goes hard to be at the top. Dont try to manipulate her, she knows it all. If you have her, shes a keeper. If shes your friend, she is the most loyal one you will ever find. Your emotional support too. Got easy roasts if you tryna play with her. Shes sweet and sour. You better want her to spice your life up.
Mars, she was the moment last night, on the side but all eyes on her.
You will never find another her, shes a gem.
Kind with kind but BAD with people who irritate her.
You will never find another her, shes a gem.
Kind with kind but BAD with people who irritate her.
by @leomj November 24, 2021
Get the Marsmug. 