Mars Area School District

A school district where only the male teachers are good, super athletic, very good Football, Basketball, Track, and Cross Country teams.

Mars Area School District is a good district, although with a few, really stupid people.

by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024

Mars face mask

When a woman is on her period, their partner uses the blood as a rejuvenating face mask.

I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.

Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”

Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “

by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025

Mars and Venus

Used to describe a person's shit internet connection as if they are in an entirely different planet.

A: We've finished the game
B: Lmao he still hasn't finished loading! Is he from Mars and Venus?

by ChingDim February 3, 2022

James Mars

Funniest bloke at the party.

Hahahaha should’ve seen me last night, I was such a James Mars.

by leakyhoop420 October 10, 2020

Mars

Hot

"Mars is hot"
"Yeah"

by Irumaaa April 17, 2021

Mars

icky diluc lover

Hi mars 🌹

by chongyunsbf July 7, 2021

Mars

Mars is a great person who is really funny, they love their friends and would do anything for them. They can be rude at times but that’s their way of joking. They probably don’t want to do anything with their life. Just want to be close to their friends

Person 1: are you friends with mars? You really should be!

by Samhasaknifee January 27, 2022