logging-off

to log-off, or logging-off; Exiting a situation due to boredom or gheyness. Can also be used to tell someone who is acting ghey or stupid to leave or die.

"Dude, stop being ghey, please log off of life."
"Eff you man, this party is so lame, I'm logging-off of this sausage fest."

by eRoc_of_Triple_A December 22, 2008

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Log drop

When you take a dump while having sex.

Man, that pussy was great last night! I was so relaxed that I accidentally let off a log drop!

by Emmzee March 24, 2008

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Back- log

'Back- log', refers to the amount of time that you have not masturbated for and so you have a 'Back- log' because eventually it will all come out. :)

Chris: Oh dude, i'm hating this holiday - a whole week of Back- log

Simon: Yeah, tell me about it, i'm gonna have a huge one when i get home

by asdqwezxc August 4, 2011

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Log Floom

A Log Floom is when a guy is bent over and girl/guy from behind sucks his dick. Since his dick his under his ass he takes a shit. The shit slides down his dick into his/her mouth.

**~_Log Floom_~**
*Guy bends over forward.
*He takes his dick and pushes it under his ass
*The girl/guy takes it and starts sucking on it from behind him.
*While the girl/guy is sucking on the dick, the guy who is getting his dick sucked starts to take a shit.
*The shit slides down his dick into the girl/guy's mouth

by Siegem October 16, 2008

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Ants on a Log

When a woman is preforming felatio on a man , the man removes his penis from her mouth. He then stacks deepfried Twinkies on his log-like penis. The woman precedes to devour all of the Twinkies with great speed, giving her severe diarrhea. The man then ejaculates into the pile of feces, and takes it in his right hand and procedes to hit the woman in the face.

"I gave that girl Ants on a Log boyyy" - Man

by BSV December 2, 2015

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