Jordan 

Jordan, is usually a tall, romantic guy. He has his moments, he gets mad very easily, but is the most loving, caring, sweet, just over all amazing guy ever.

He never fails to make you smile. Says stupid funny things, but are cute.

He'll make you feel like you're the only girl in the entire world, you will forget about everything and anything when you're around him.

He's not only a lover, but a bestfriend.

If he's not a lover. He's a great friend to have.

He's easy to fall in love with, you can't get him off your mind, if you get a Jordan in your life, do NOT let him go.

Don't forget he's the best sex you'll ever get ;)

Don't ever let this guy out of your life, hold him tight :*

Jordan
Jord
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Jordan by datbootydoe161 November 1, 2013

Jordan 

Jordan

A gorgeous, intelligent girl, that has no idea what kind of affect she has on people. She gives the best advice and is always willing to help a friend or even stranger going through a rough time. On the outside she's a rock, solid and strong, always putting everyone else first. Sometimes though she really needs a hug, because her life isn't always perfect, but she won't ask for one. You have to notice it. She's the top of her class and always doing her best. Extremely outgoing and often Student Body President. She's can be a girly girl when it comes to things such as guys and clothes, but typically she doesn't care what anyone thinks. She radiates her own amazing, kind personality onto everyone around her and that makes people love her so much. Jordan's fall hard and fast, and get their hearts broken easily so don't string her along. She'll love you with everything she has, and even if you break her heart she'll still forgive you. She's amazing in every way, shape, and form, but she never realizes it. She's so beautiful but she doesn't think so, so remind her that she is. And argue with her when she says she isn't. One of the sweetest and most lovable people you'll ever meet. Take care of her, she'll be a great best friend or lover one day.

I can't believe you're dating Jordan. Man, you're lucky.

Jordan by Garrett's Babe October 14, 2014

Jordan 

A wonderful girl that is very beautiful, catches your eye every time she walks by. She cares about others, and brightens up your day every time you talk to her. She's one of a kind,different than all the other girls. She's very intelligent, and will always be there for you and she's very special.

When Ephraim saw Jordan he knew that she was special to him and that he would cherish her no matter what.

Jordan by Ejjjjj August 9, 2015

Jordan 

Jordan, tries, to be a tough guy but when you get to know Jordan better he’s actually really sweet. He’s very honest and won’t lie to you. He sometimes can be the definition of bad boy, also making him smile is an achievement

Boy: damn, who would mess with jordan?
Boy 2: Nahh not me bro

Jordan by Angelicbry December 6, 2019

Pulling a Jordan 

The act of not following through i.e. Making plans with no intention of the completion to the said activity.

If someone where to say they were going to move to Humphreys, California with a friend, however, does not have any plans to follow through. That person is "Pulling a Jordan".

Pulling a Jordan by G-Boss August 20, 2011

Jordan 

The craziest sex machine in the world.

A Jordan can make you pregnant just by looking at you. Orgasms a plenty, the smallest amount in one session in 37.

An all round sex guy.

Girl 1: Woah, check out that Jordan over there.
Girl 2: I think he looked at you!
Girl 1: Well that would explain wy my bra's off, panties are down and i'm about to give birth.

Jordan by Hollowman123 October 21, 2008

Jordansexual 

A jordan sexual is a type of fan in the nba community that dickrides Micheal Jordan to the fullest extent. These fans are mostly old heads that brag about how good the 90s were and they say "jordan went 6-0 in the finals" in every argument. They dont use facts or stats in their arguments. They use feelings over facts. These people are also the biggest LeBron haters on planet Earth. They hate on LeBron for having a 4-6 finals record but always defend Micheal Jordan for losing in the first round. They have no knowledge of basketball.

Skip Bayless: Jordan went 6-0 in the finals and LeBron is 4-6, Jordans the greatest, and LeBron sucks.
Yeah Skip Bayless is the biggest Jordansexual ever.

Jordansexual by anonymous January 13, 2021