by alohayall December 28, 2010

A tall fine ass light skin who's got the most confidence known to man (he usually goes for single digits).
but when his time comes he can pull any baddie.
but when his time comes he can pull any baddie.
*girl "OMG is thaaatt Jordan E!!!!"
*Jordan "heyyyyy ladies care to share your number with me???"
* girl "yeaa totally"
*Jordan "heyyyyy ladies care to share your number with me???"
* girl "yeaa totally"
by Rad Chad09 May 10, 2023

A fuckin' white male Canadian psychologist that has harnessed meme magick with his Kermit voice. He utters things that have been kept secret from the foundation of the world.
Jordan Peterson: "Hey, you need to sort yourself out bucko."
SJW: "Oh no sir, and you may refer to me as zey/zer, Bill C-16 has finally passed."
Jordan Peterson: "Clean up your room!"
SJW: "Oh no sir, and you may refer to me as zey/zer, Bill C-16 has finally passed."
Jordan Peterson: "Clean up your room!"
by Artilectual Thanatos July 26, 2017

the real great one. The greatest basketball player of all time. The greatest thing that happened to the Bulls
by j-cho(really jericho) December 28, 2005

by MrStealYoToast March 2, 2018

by F22 August 30, 2004

The only man in history to publicly open a can of whoop ass on his child (so to speak) via facebook.
This was performed by shooting up his daughters laptop
This was performed by shooting up his daughters laptop
by penis_stompa_69 March 31, 2012
