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Jocke

The type of Father who got 7 kids and work nightime for a taxi-company and building-company.

Loves a really cheap Rasberry-cream.

Always helps his kids with sports.
Pushes his kids to practice in the backyard.
His kids knees are often broke.
"What type of Father do you gonna be?"
"Hopefully, a Jocke"
by bbkya April 17, 2018
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Guard Jocking

When someone is acting like a “guard” over something or someone — being overprotective, hovering too much, or policing like they in charge. Can also be used for someone who literally became a cop/security/CO, or when somebody’s being overly cautious about their stuff or themselves.
“You always guard jocking round her, that’s why she don’t mess with you.”

“He always guard jocking the crew, tryna control everything we do.”

“Homie supposed to be down, but he out here guard jocking the crew to them piggs.”
by PaidLead September 28, 2025
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Jock

"Wow, John is such a damn jock"
by strap for your jock January 18, 2020
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Shock Jock

When your dick hits the electrical outfit. Often used in Canada

-By ABraveBoy
This guy shock jocked his dick like a phone charger!
by ABraveBoy March 12, 2022
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Jocking Steez

Jocking= to steal
Steez= style
When someone takes a unique word/phrase, or copies another person's style and tries to pass it as their own.
P1: "Bro, that food was the gas"
P2: "Since when do you call good food the gas? That's been my thing for years."
P1: "Nah dude, I started that."
P2: "That's BS bro, quit jocking steez."
by Skleebar November 25, 2020
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jocke

A dad that works at IKEA and buys alot och hallon cream for his sunburned son , he also has six doughters and they are all from Soumi.
Jocke buys hallon cream.
by Jocke destroyer March 19, 2018
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jocke

cool guy, have very strong legs. is very easy to get along, but tend to salute nazis AND commies on the street. a typical jocke likes MLP and gnomes.
My dream was to be a jocke...
by endingdingvärld April 2, 2017
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