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Jaron

A cockbite. Specifically one who goes out randomly in the middle of the day and bites men's cocks for his own enjoyment
That damn jaron that's been running around town got me again. I'll be lucky if I can still have kids this time.
by wrw28405 March 23, 2010
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Dirty Jason

To recieve a blow job while seated on toilet seat and taking a shit
I got a dirty sancez from tipper gore last night.
by mike July 4, 2003
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Jason Voorhees

A guy seen on a SnorgTees shirt found on this website. He has a knife.
I saw this shirt advertisement with Jason Voorhees on it. It was Firday the !2th.
by bobjohn8 January 25, 2011
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Jason Derulo

Makes many of the monocle bearing internet trolls "oh i say" at the Pokemon hate and the inability to create lyrics of his own.
Oh I say! This Jason Derulo hasn't herd of teh mudkipz!
by shayper October 29, 2011
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jason dickhole

the person in your group of friends that everyone dislikes. you do stupid things to him/her just to see the reaction. there is one in every group. if you are reading this and think that there is not a jason dickhole in your group, then you are the jason dickhole.
Hey Tyler, lets go piss of that jason dickhole by putting a plastic knife in his shoe for no apparent reason.

Chris angered the jason dickhole by placing condoms all over his/her wall.

That jason dickhole just called 911 cause there were condoms on his wall.

the jason dickhole in my group called 411 cause he thought it was phone repair. His phone wasn't even broken.
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Jaron

A guy with a receding hair-line, whose tendecies relate to those of one who thinks he can fix anything, but in reality everything he touches either breaks, dies, or develops a habit of inconsistency. Also one who tends to bastardize others to bring himself to a point at which he believes he is better and more intelligent.
"You've been such a Jaron lately. You said you could change the light bulb in the kitchen. But now we're sitting here in the dark. And you say I'm inferior? HA! Who's the moron who messed up all the circuits, over a measly light bulb?!!"
by Jaron's greatest fan April 7, 2005
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Jason

Wow I can't believe I sucked a Jason without knowing what I got into.....
by albondigas_locas August 11, 2016
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