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We working like Jason today my back hurt
by anonymous December 14, 2023
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jason? ew.
by Uh ok..... December 16, 2023
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either one of the realest or fakest mf you will EVER meet. DO NOT trust them with your personal information they will black mail yo ass 😭🙏
“Yo, this jason kid fake asf.”
Ikr.”
by https.kimikoaa January 6, 2024
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Jason is always a man on a mission to get things half done. He works hard but gets distracted easily. He looks sexy in his work boots.

He is always first to give the advice needed and seems like a practical guy that has his life together, but once you get to know Jason ,you find out he has many hidden problems.

But by this time, you are already greatly attached to Jason to leave him. Problems include such things as: addictions, faffing, gambling, failure to say sorry properly, and never being Romantic.

Although Jason struggles to be romantic, you will find yourself in love with him, he is interesting, and funny, also a dork and always sexy, sometimes all at the same time.

He is the best in bed.

He will always make the first move, even when you are sound asleep.

He loves the cookie.

And he loves icecream.

Jason is an amazing boyfriend.

If you ever have yourself a Jason be sure to hold on tight, cause he is one of a kind, some might say one in three million. I love Jason.
Jason's that type of guy that will message you back once and then ignore the rest of your conversations all night.

He thinks its being reasonable when in fact he suffers from alexithymia.

He should learn to end a conversation properly and message to say goodnight.
by HecallsmeSluz August 22, 2024
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Knower of all tea.
1. Jason drew us a full diagram detailing the juicy tea he acquired recently.

2. “Dying girl gets second boyfriend while engaged”, Jason says, “I have tea”.
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May not always be on the same page, but will always be there for you. True best friend.
I'm feeling so low, I think I need Jason
by anonymous March 10, 2024
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Jason is one of a kind human being. He typically dates older women and is not interested in anyone younger than him. He usually has tanned skin, hazel eyes, a small flat nose and tight curly hair.

Forewarning- Jason is not like other guys. He is a beast. He is rough at night, and is an animal in the bedroom. He likes to take control and likes it rough 😈 He likes to watch gay porn and is an LGBTQ+ supporter.

He has boba eyes. He is not short but he is not tall. He has a very muscular build but could loose some weight. He has big juicy meaty thighs but he is hiding a BIG beast between them 😈

Jason is a man of God, but could use Jesus in his life.

One strange thing about this boy, is that he likes to suck the snot out his partners (cause he could be into guys) nose👃 He is shy at first and has this tough exterior but when you get to know the real Jason, he is actually a kind loving soul who cares for others. He jokes a lot but underneath all that, he is a lonely being who by joking hides his true emotions.

He is a pretty alpha wolf who takes good care of himself by wearing lip ice and working out for that bakery for his men and women. When he kisses, he kisses passionately. His tongue can reach all places 😈 He is bipolar and bisexual.

He is a comfortable man who is willing to release that gas in front of his loved ones and strangers. He likes girls and boys with long curly hair, but will settle for those sexy blonde haired species.
Girl 1: Whose that bro with the Afro?
Girl 2: It’s obviously Jason, did you not see the way he sucks that banana 🍌

Girl 1: oooohhh
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