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Internet Trip

When you go on the internet with the intent of only doing one task, and end up hoping from one page to another, until you finaly realise an hour has gone by and you havnt done the task you orignaly set out to do.

Similar to a YouTube Loop
Dude A: Sorry dude, im gonna go check my email real quick, the boss is sending me some important stuff.

Dude B: Okay man.

--1 Hour--

Dude B: WTF man! Its been an hour! What was in that email?

Dude A: Shit! the email! I totaly went on an Internet Trip Brb.
by addandsubtract February 1, 2010
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Interimcept

to intercept a mid-quarter report when it comes in the mail so that parents can't say anything about your currently fictional grades
Dude I want to go to the movies this weekend, but I've gotta interimcept or it will never happen

My stupid mailman always comes at different times, he's interfering with my interimception!
by urbandecaydance March 4, 2010
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Internet self

A term describing the sum of one's internet activities, including facebook and twitter profiles, forum activity, instant message conversations, websites run, etc. The term is meant in contrast to the rest of one's life in the real world.
My internet self is such a dick to this girl... i'd be way nicer to her in real life.
by Ebonyks January 23, 2011
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Internerd

An enthusiast of any subject, who shares their knowledge on the internet, via blogs, forums, websites, chat rooms, youtube videos...etc.

Knowledgeable people on the internet.
I recently decided to take up cooking, and after discussing it with some internerds I worked out a plan and I'm starting next week.
by mal808 January 24, 2013
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interextremum

Period of time between two solstices; plural "interextrema". The vernal and autumnal interextrema are the interextrema containing the vernal and autumnal equinoxes, respectively.
I'm going to Disney World next interextremum, so stoked!
by MisterEmm February 8, 2013
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Interferons

Technical IT people that are employed to supposedly make your working life easier but only over complicate and basically break everything they touch. Normally found lurking in dark forgotten corners somewhere in the back office area. Sometimes referred to as "The Help Desk" or "IT Support", these people neither help nor support in anyway. More often than not, these Interferons are Graduate Engineers using this role as a stepping stone to bigger and better things.
"I can't access the internet from my work PC", answer from interferon, "Have you tried turning it on and off?"or "I'll have to raise a service order and elevate your problem to a level 2 tech" bloddy interferons
by Chippa888 May 7, 2013
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Internet Consensus

A subject that is of general and mutual agreement among the majority of internet users. This subject will typically spark little to no controversy when an opinion pertaining to it is discussed. When a disagreement arises in relation to the Internet Consensus it is usually disputed by someone who is wrong. Because it is widely accepted as a fact it thus becomes a fact.
Example(s) of Internet Consensus(es):

1: Firefly is the greatest work of television of all time.

2: Justin Bieber is awful.
by So-Called Person August 28, 2013
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