woods sucker

The act of having homosexual intercourse in the woods and sucking on the male reproductive organ

Liam: Wanna do the woods sucker tonight

Alex: Yeah I'm real down, no homo tho

by silly swan69 November 29, 2021

Arms of the woods

A legitimate idiom, totally not made up to win Weekly Wrap.

They're not from around here; not from these arms of the woods.

by fringe-benefits-tax April 23, 2021

gutter wood

A person of any gender who stands on the corner of an alley with hard wood, otherwise known as an erection while hollering obesities.

Hey good looking wanna try this meat missile in your weiner coozie. Oh john stop being a gutter wood.

by bb714 February 09, 2015

James wood

when a man gets morning wood at an awkward time or place

Girl: why are you hard, do I arouse you.
Man: no I swear its just james wood

by The urban catastrophe September 18, 2020

slap the wood

Slapping an erect penis against pussy.

Man, I could hear him slap the wood from the other room!

by Brzaukee March 20, 2015

pulp wood

A penis thats not hard but not soft.

''I look at Lady Gaga and I get such Pulp Wood''.

by salem and nightmare February 27, 2010

birch wood

the literal worst block in minecraft

Guy: Look at my house
Canman18: Okay
Guy: *shows house made of birch wood*
Canman18: THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING HOUSE I EVER SAY IN MY FUCKING LIFE *burns with flamethrower*

by banananman November 02, 2023