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doutch oven

by 0:0 November 16, 2023
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Modified Dutch Oven

Similar to a standard Dutch Oven however you hock a loogie on the ceiling above the head of the person you are attempting to Dutch Oven. The person is then forced to choose. Option #1 let the loogie fall and hit them in the face or Option #2, pull the covers over their head and hold their breathe until the loogie falls, thus self inflicting the Dutch Oven.
Hey Jonny how did that Modified Dutch Oven Go last night? Great she went for option 2 and ran out of breathe. She ended up with both options.. It was EPIC>>
by vinnypo3 March 19, 2011
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oven head

committing the act of suicide via violently slamming your head in an oven while it's turned on.
person A: "Did someone leave the oven on?"
person B: "HOLY FUCK, TONY JUST COMMITTED OVEN HEAD!!"
by raccoon lord May 3, 2022
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the oven mit

When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.
I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.
by Paul Paiment October 22, 2017
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Ovened

You oven someone you roast them so hard the want to hide under a rock.
A guy: Omg a girl just ovened me.
by ezzeeeeezza November 9, 2016
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ovenable

A food that can be cooked in the oven , either gas or electic. Any product that can be cured or cooked in an oven such as playdough / pre-pared takeaway meals.
Te boy asked his mother " Hey mum is this ovenable as he held up a supermarket single serve plastic wrapped saugage roll"
by Cookeroo July 24, 2021
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indian oven

The post dinner sex after a visit to the Indian palace
Buffet. When suddenly the overwhelming need to shit arrives. The common occurance is a similar result to a Dutch oven only spicier. Best done with SO in vacinity.
Cindy was screaming with pleasure that soon turned to horror as mark had subjected her to an Indian oven.
by Dorkbutt4never September 4, 2017
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