Horse troughing

A sexual act involving two or more parties; lines of granola or trail mix are lined along the ass crack near the anus, after which, a partner then eats the granola from the ass crack. A chain of this may or may not occur.

We are going to go horse troughing at the party.

Jim and Fred are horse troughers.

Hey, open this granola. I wanna try horsetroughing.

That girl likes to get horse troughed.

Tony tried to horse trough himself.

by Mikomonkeyman January 25, 2019

horse girl

The most annoying girl on this planet. Ages 10 and up. They worship horses and love horse more than their own flesh and blood.

"I hate talking to Katie all she talks about is her stupid horse. She's a typical horse girl."

by MayaUrbanD February 12, 2015

horse porn

An alternative way of saying "bull shit." Used to express disbelief, or to call out into the open a yarn or fabrication.

Presient Bush's desire to cut the SCHIP program is such horse porn.

by Sean Patrick November 6, 2007

horse apples

horse turds

Son, you're a lookin' a little sickly. You been eating horse apples again?

by zachwolff October 17, 2003

Horse girl

A girl that is insane as shit

Look at that girl kill people, she's probably a horse girl

by Senorita Thicc Boi March 12, 2019

Hobby Horse

A large, thick dick (resembles a Horse Cock) Hobby Ho

Miss Italy rode my hobby horse all night long!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

horse cream

A hand lotion that smells like horses.
Often mistaken for 'jizz' or 'cum'.

*Eugene: Is that horse cream your rubbing on your bum?
*Frankie-Todd: Why yes. Yes it is.

* (Names have been changed)

by Sexy-Geraldine December 9, 2008