Horny Bastards

The immature idiots in the morning Energy Academy class that gather round in a circle and share the nudes they have collected.

Look, it's the horny bastards trading nudes like pokemon cards again!

by TheDude426 December 13, 2015

horny text

When you are really horny and u say anything to a girl for her to send pics but end up regretting what you said to her. (kinda like drunk text).

I horny texted Amanda and now we are dating, all i wanted was pics from her. What should i do?

by will7.7 January 18, 2016

Horny Definition

A Horny Definition consists that of someone's name and always appreciating how much of a beautiful name or what kind of a person someone is judging by their name. You will see an amount of horniness when you look up a name here in Urban Dictionary. Names such as Nathan or even Lucy will have a great appreciation of how beautiful they can be or what an amazing person they are when it could be completely the opposite and totally half assed.

Kyle: Hey man did you look up Cartman's name on urban dictionary?

Stan: Yeah I did and all I got was results of "how beautiful, not fat and how much of a big penis" he has when really he's completely the opposite, I tell you man urban dictionary has so many horny definitions.

by Cemorolen February 29, 2020

College Horny

Wanting to bang anything cute between the ages of 18-24.

Curtis was so college horny last night he thought I was college drunk enough to do him.

by hpants February 26, 2010

Horny as hell

Horny as hell – An extreme feeling of sexual tension which the person is in need of some kind of sexual gratification.

Lee I am feeling as horny as hell….;-)

by Dobby101 September 22, 2006

Terminally Horny

To be constantly horny. To always be thirst/hungry for sex. To always want to 'd'. To be sex-crazed.

Are you terminally horny?
I think so.

Takes one to know one.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

Horny Macho

noun. A male who thinks he is God's gift to women. Often found wearing very tight tank tops or no top at all. You can usually see him perusing the hair product aisle at your local store or at the tanning salon. Drives any shiny car with a loud after-market muffler. Usually found in packs of more than one.

Last night at the club, a serious Horny Macho dry humped my leg.

by Ahr January 9, 2009