J Hook

A turd that drops into a toilet and falls into the shape of a J.

Wow that was some J Hook Gill!

by T R A August 24, 2007

cambodian meat hook

The act of holding up a woman with any amount of fingers in the rectum like a hook, whilst fucking her vaginally from the front.

This bitch actually let me preform the cambodian meat hook.

by electricpainter September 15, 2009

shit hook

Another word for hand

Get your shithooks off me!

by rossb June 5, 2005

Meat Hook

Inserting fingers into a girl's anus while she is "ontop" and assisting her in humping...

I'm getting tired, can you meat hook me?

by MeatMachine1101 January 11, 2014

Captain Hook

A penis bent either to the left or right. Normally is not a slight bend but a curve. Almost always an undesirable trait.

Holy crap, James has a captain hook!

by Stanli April 18, 2006

Meat Hook

Implement at the end of a female's arm used to snare men.

Jesus, I can't believe she's had her meat hooks into every ginger man in the company!

by Guillermo January 22, 2004

Dirty Fish Hook

While making love doggy style, you stick 2 fingers in her asshole. Then remove the fingers and reach around to her face, in one swipe wipe her upper lip with your index finger "Dirty Sanchez". With your middle finger simultaniously hook the inside of her cheek "Fish Hook".

Did you see how pissed she was after I gave her the Dirty Fish Hook?

by Haywood Jablohim September 16, 2009