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holysexual

Men and women who completely abstain from even the hint of sex until married and only have sex with their spouse in obedience to the Gospel of Jesus Christ.
<pastor> I didn't even kiss my wife until we were married. On our honeymoon, it was about a two hour drive to our hotel after the flight. I was doing all I could to contain myself. We finally arrived and what happened after that is none of your business.
<teenager> Were you asexual or something?
<pastor> No, I am a holysexual.
by Mark Shackelford June 1, 2007
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holy crackamoli

Synonym to words such as "holyshit", "holy crap", "oh my god"

i cant beleive what i am seeing
holy crackamoli rakesh, tsiuf is NOT a word!
that man is really a woman....HOLY CRACKAMOLI!!
by SonalM June 12, 2007
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HOLY-QAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIK<OL>P:?

When you are about to die in a video game or something and you happen to turn on caps lock (Computers Only)
DUDE SAVE ME I'M GONNA DIE HOLY-QAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIK<OL>P:?
by But I want subs April 4, 2017
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Holyoke

Holyoke is a very gully city in Western MA, with about 60,000 people living there. The poorest city in the area, followed by Springfield. Alot of Puerto Ricans live there now, as well as some blacks, and wannabe cambodians.
did you hear about the shootout in Holyoke?
by GETALOOSIEFROMTHEARAB June 11, 2006
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Holy Name

Probably the most liberal of the assorted private and parochial schools in Berks County. Holy Name's student body may not be as racially diverse as other schools, but the students tend to be very open to those different from them, especially when it comes to upperclassmen (i.e. laxers hang out with art kids during frees).

The school itself is a kind of place where it is really up to a student whether or not he/she wants to be challenged. The school environment is very much centered on the humanities, and graduates from Holy Name are usually accepted into the best colleges.

Many of Holy Name's students and alumni come from a wide array of different, yet prestigious, towns such as Wyomissing, Gladwyne, and Green Hills. This particular high school also happens to have a high number of students who come from wealthy, W.A.S.P.y families, resulting in jealousy and rivalry from other local private schools.

You know you see a Holy Name girl if...
1.) She is wearing either a pale yellow skirt with a Lilly Pulitzer, Ralph Lauren, or Lacoste polo (Spring & Fall Uniform), or a plaid, pleated skirt with a white, yellow, or other boring colored oxford shirt (Winter Uniform).
2.) She is extremely tan, good looking, and wearing pearls in her ears.
3.) She is riding in sweet beamer.
4.) She is passed out drunk and trippin' in the basement of a guy 5 years older than her.


You know you see a Holy Name guy if...
1.) He is wearing navy (sometimes khaki) pants with a Lacoste, Brooks Brothers, or Lacoste polo (Spring & Fall Uniform), or navy pants with a white, yellow, or other blandly colored oxford shirt (Winter Uniform).
2.) He has the "shag hair", is playing lacrosse and/or football, and is surrounded by sluts.
3.) He is either driving or vandalizing someone's "sweet beamer".
4.) He is beer bonging, smoking pot, snorting coke, or popping speed in one of his "homie"s basements or backyard.
Drug Dealer : Man, I really need to sell this shit.
Man: Hey , I heard there's a Holy Name party tonight in Gladwyne .. those rich kids are ALWAYS up for a good time!
by obxguy September 21, 2005
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holyfuckingdamnthatbitchishot

An expression which means, "What a nice looking lady."
Holyfuckingdamnthatbitchishot.
by NOTchillindude February 18, 2003
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holy hell batman

holy hell batman, where am i and were is my pants
by etyetnthnthn August 14, 2010
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