Hippie Kitty

A skunk

Careful, don't get sprayed by that hippie kitty.

by JustAKlown August 24, 2019

Hippie jail

When some wook steals from family or does some other heinous act and is subsequently beaten and then duct taped to a tree with 10-30 hits of acid in their mouth

Yo, did you hear about that wook that stole the pendant from that vendor last week and got caught?

Yeah, he spent two days in hippie jail for that shit. Im pretty sure i heard him scream a few times around 5am.

by DcDavis August 25, 2019

train hippy

A dirty kid who rides the train all the time, a bum kid

No, I don’t have an extra cig, get a job train hippy

by Dirtyallycat September 8, 2019

Sea hippy

A sea hippy is a guy who is obsessed with the sea.

My dad is a sea hippy and so are my brothers.

by Sea hippy May 30, 2020

Hippie Et

Hippie Et is a beautiful creature that defeated a dragon. He represents fame power and liberty! If you don’t like him you need to leave.

Hippie Et is a beautiful creature!

Hippie Et saved me!

by HippieEt August 4, 2020

Balloon Hippie

You were walking with your friends the other day and see a balloon with, religious writing on it floating In the stream. you walk up stream a bit and see a hippie with balloons and a sharpie.as your walking past He heard you swear and said “God wouldn’t want you to swear”, so you reply by saying “do you think god what want you polluting his waters with balloons”.

“Look at that guy Writing happy notes on people’s lockers. What a Balloon Hippie ”

by Super accurate description October 9, 2020

Poser-Hippie

A self proclaimed peaceful and spiritual being, who's demeanor and attitude contradict their alleged indulgent and open-minded lifestyle.

Eric: that guy in the world peace shirt taking wheatgrass shots is being a douche to everybody

Chris: Yup, Poser-Hippie if I've ever seen one.

by hagenmau5 April 1, 2017