hamster

your virginity; ur non sex life

" i dont know what happend, i was sitting in the kitchen, and the next thing i know.. i lost my hamster with my mom!"

by Elmo May 13, 2005

hamsterectomy

A surgery in which doctors, or dentists, dig into your rectom to find a hamster that has either burrowed its way into your anal cavity, or that has been the victim of hamster swallowing. In 45% of these procedures the patient is given some sort of anisthetic.

I convinced my parents that the dog ate the hamster, so we gave my dog a hamsterectomy, but found nothing...

by Busta hip June 4, 2009

Halston

A great girl that loves her brother Brennan. Her favorite brother is Brennan.

Wow a Halston

by Hdjeheh July 20, 2018

pants hampster

A pants hampster is a hampster that totally studly guys keep in their pants to impress hot chicks.

Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.

Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.

by scodder May 13, 2010

Clapping Hamsters

Just another funny metaphor for the act of procreation. This is original though, as of this writing "clap hamster" returns no results in google. You saw it here first people.

Hey where's Bill? Oh he's probably clapping hamsters with the wife.

by Halbey June 8, 2010

Wet Hampster

A bad ass beverage to consume the day after you've been rearended from behind by an old man ( in a non-sexual way) at a complete stop at a red light!

Wet Hampster to be made as follows

Kahlua
Baileys
Rumplemintz

add liquor all equal parts in mixer cup with ice shake vigorously then pour over a glass of ice and garnish with a dead hampster you've found by the front counter of a stripclub!

Taylor: " like I'm at this redlight wasted at 2:30 am and this oldman who's totally sober runs right into the back of my car at a deadstop"

Estee: " omg did the popo come?"

Taylor: " hell no I'm like DUI or sleep? Hmmm I'll take the sleep and dream of my wet hampster !!!"

Estee: " Good call !!! "

by Drunk billiards June 14, 2010

Dirty hamster

Where you shit and you ass is so hairy to where ass hair comes out with your shit.

Bro Taven last night I had the nastiest dirty hamster last night it looked unnatural.

by David Chicago March 21, 2019