Seton Hall Prep

An all-boys Roman Catholic private high school in West Orange, New Jersey. Home of the "Pirates," Seton Hall Prep is best known for its athletics as well as its lack of academic rigor. Being the next-best New Jersey, Catholic private high school behind Delbarton, many Delbarton rejects settle for Seton Hall, resulting in a deep, profound rivalry between the two. The two schools often meet in important playoff matches for sports including soccer, lacrosse, baseball, and football, in which Delbarton typically wins. Many top athletes in New Jersey choose to attend Seton Hall Prep because of their robust athletic programs and exceptional facilities, however, they are inevitably disappointed when applying for colleges, as their school's facile academics leads them to be outperformed by students from, for example, Delbarton. Furthermore, Seton Hall students face many hardships in having to compete fruitlessly against Delbarton students for women, due to the highly sought-after “Delbarton hoodie.” Seton Hall students have an exceptionally hard time locating and securing semi-formal dates, often resorting to men alternatively. Thus, making the average Seton Hall Prep student, entirely bitchless. Sadly, their snapchats tend to be utterly barren, and their snap scores are chronically low. Contrary to what any Seton Hall student will tell you, their school is in fact not superior to Delbarton and should be avoided entirely, females beware.

Example 1:
Girl 1: What school do you go to?
Boy 1: Seton Hall Prep.
Girl 1: Oh, ew.

Example 2:
Girl 2: Hey, can I have your hoodie?

Boy 2: Sure I go to Seton Hall Prep.
Girl 2: Wait, never mind!!

Example 3:
Girl 3: Hey, you’re cute, let’s go out this Friday!
Boy 3: Sure, after I finish lifting at Seton Hall Prep with my boys.
Girl 3: Oh, wait, I actually have to eat dinner with my family sorry!

Example 4:
Boy 4: Hey, can I get you something to drink?

Girl 4: Heyyyyy! Sure, I’ll take a watermelon white claw.

Boy 4: Ight, my fellow Seton Hall Prep brother will grab it for you.
Girl 4: Sprints as fast as humanly possible away from all recognized SHP patrons.

by Bob Ross1432 December 30, 2021

City hall bitch

A person who isn't worth marrying anywhere other than city hall

Oh my ex wife? She was a city hall bitch

by Ralphwiggum94 December 31, 2021

Perry Hall Money

When you have a yard as big as a postage stamp and hire someone to pick up your dog’s shit.

Adam sure has that Perry Hall money.

by Darlington Money December 24, 2021

elder daniel hall

sexy gym man and top shag master

girl1 oh my god there gose elder daniel hall the sexy stud girl2 but he is all mine then thay have a 3sum the end

by jerry berry the duck March 10, 2022

Dunkadelic Hall of Fame

Is an unofficial induction for the best dunkers of All-Time to play the game of basketball on the high school, college, or pro level.

Earl " The Goat " Manigault, the New York playground legend is a member of the Dunkadelic Hall of Fame for his contrbution to the game of basketball. Dominique " The Human Highlight Film " Wilkens would be a 1st ballot selection to the Dunkadelic Hall of Fame based on his legacy to dunking a basketball on the college and pfo level.

by Derrick E. Vaughan April 3, 2005

Hall Monitors

The lovable guy in the office whose lack of diligence is overlooked because he's so darn nice

When it comes to anything outside the realm of television, sports, or pop culture, Hall Monitors are boderline retarded, but they're so agreeable and good-natured that they appeal to everyone nonetheless.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Dana hall girls

Amazing kind people who love you till you graduate. Everything written about the school is amazing. I learned so much about myself as a student and a learner. The girls are so kind and friendly.

Dana hall girls are so kind.

by DHSGIRL September 23, 2021