Grape

What the fuck are you doing looking up the definition of grape you stupid fuck?! It’s a damn fruit

I ate a grape at lunch

by George98765263848473 February 7, 2019

Grape

Grapes are fruits.

I eat grape.

by Theco January 10, 2021

Grapefruit Method

The Grapefruit Method is giving blowjob using a grape a fruit, and losing weight in the process. popularised by Mrs Angel

Girl L tried the grapefruit method on him last night and he loved it!

by Namestypicalmeaning February 18, 2021

pop a grape

To ejaculate; cum; bust a fat nut

Dude I just popped a grape on my best sweater; i need to pop a grape on that bitches face

by nutdick21 January 1, 2017

in the grip of the grape

alcohol intoxicated, drunk, especially if from wine

He left her while she was in the grip of the grape.

by The Return of Light Joker June 30, 2008

they did surgery on a grape

a fucking annoying meme everyone’s into at the moment. But yes, they really did do surgery on a grape. The operation was first carried out to demonstrate the incredible precision of a new type of surgical robot called the ‘da Vinci Xi’.

person 1: they did surgery on a grape
person 2: they did surgery on a grape
person 3: do you know who they did surgery on
person 1 and 2: a GRAPE
me: 😒😭

by sOpHiE’s definitionsss December 8, 2018

grape

To put grapes in ones nostrils while they are sleeping. green or red. take your pick.

"dude, we totally graped kevin last night man."

by sam February 25, 2005