Glen

A black male Karen

Damn you’re busting a glen right now complaining

by Bitch17 May 16, 2025

Glang

Zig Zig Zoongus Skigglenorp GLANNGGGGG

Doge: Yo @Desire
Desire: GLANGGG

by gocob June 8, 2025

Geengirdinkle

1. A slow, frustrating, and/or opp-like person.
2. A nonsensical fool

“Dude, stop being such a geengirdinkle!!!”

by The Ultimate Clappers July 1, 2025

Glenching

When a man sticks his penis in his own anus and clenches his buttocks to grow the size of his penis. Similar to jelqing but a handless experience.

His penis grew 2 inches from glenching.

by Dr.Squench July 6, 2025

Glangshang

A free-form word that means whatever the speaker feels. Joy, confusion, chaos, inspiration, peace, or a mix of it all — glangshang adapts to the vibe. It can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, or interjection. It’s the most expressive word that means everything and nothing at once.

“I’m feeling glangshang today — like my thoughts are dancing!”

“The day went full glangshang after lunch.”

“Her painting? Pure glangshangy brilliance.”

“Glangshang! That plot twist hit me in the soul!”

by WangchukKinley July 8, 2025

Glangum theorem

The scientifically unproven theory that suggests if you drop a single sock on the floor, it will automatically multiply into 12, all of which are lost within the next 48 hours, never to be seen again, except for the odd chance of one sock being found in the back of the dryer, yet never its partner.

"I tried to explain the Glangum Theorem to my roommate, but she just stared at me like I was speaking another language."

by Dirtysockfinder August 3, 2025

Glen DeFatty

/ɡlɛn də ˈfæti/
A fatss Italian-blonde dude named Glen who absolutely hates salad and is always eating huge amounts of food. Usually found near pizza, pasta, or anything deep-fried. Will fight you if you try to make him eat a vegetable. Known for raising his children, particularly his son to be just like him.

"Bro ate three large pizzas by himself… he’s turning into Glen DeFatty."

by Louis Solah August 4, 2025