Dirtysockfinder's definitions
The scientifically unproven theory that suggests if you drop a single sock on the floor, it will automatically multiply into 12, all of which are lost within the next 48 hours, never to be seen again, except for the odd chance of one sock being found in the back of the dryer, yet never its partner.
"I tried to explain the Glangum Theorem to my roommate, but she just stared at me like I was speaking another language."
by Dirtysockfinder August 3, 2025
Get the Glangum theoremmug.