Goat house

A place in Boulder Colorado where men can frolic around free from oppressive women.

"Hey man, you going to the goat house tonight?"
"Yeah dude, gotta get my frolic on!"

"We're meeting up at the goat house before going to the creek".

by shrim December 13, 2012

goat cheezed

to take the sweat from your balls and gooch and wipe it on some poor dumbasses face. focus on mouth and nose.

kirk neville pissed me off so i goat cheezed his ass!

by gotcheezed? April 6, 2006

goat monkey

The offspring of a musclebound mountain goat who had the misfortune of being raped by a monkey.

i.e. shoot that fucking monkey its molesting my goats.

by housboggy November 5, 2003

Goat Nuts

Really saggy balls, like a goat. My friend's scumbag ex husband has them and now its part of our vocab.

My boys are hangin' so low, I've got goat nuts.

by Jen December 17, 2004

GOAT THROAT

when a girl has a hair from her chin to the bottom of her neck, a very hairy neck/chin.

"I would hate to see how hairy the rest of that chicks body is because she has goat throat!"

by James A. Gray May 25, 2006

goat job

Massaging a hard veiny penis in a rough goat like mannor.

Haley gives Mark excellent goat jobs.

by T-bag696969 September 9, 2006

goat moan

A sound that a canadian makes when he is getting pwnd in any video game resulting in an older man humping him.

Josh(canadian): Muaah Muaah Muaah (goat moan)
Eric: The next guy that moans like a goat is going to get humped.
Josh: MUAAAAAAHHHHH
(Eric humps Josh)

by Orrin Oliver April 1, 2008