funnelphobia

funnelphobia is the fear of Turlock, California after civil twilight

"oh yeah, dave? isn't he a funnelphobe?"
"what's funnelphobe"?
"someone with funnelphobia"
"ah makes sense"

by spaghettijuice October 9, 2025

Funnier than shit

The absolute most hilarious thing one can perceive.

Did you see Bryson slip and fall on the ice when he went to go ask his crush out? That was funnier than shit!

by NineEleven October 14, 2025

Funner

Better than normal fun

"No stay on the phone cause its funner that way"

by Trlgracieabramss December 17, 2025

Candy Funnel

A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.

Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.

by Neil Durkin December 9, 2008

Dong Funnel

1:A person who is much like a funnel except they enjoy taking mens weiners inside them much like the given name funnel.

2: Slang for a homosexual

Evan: "dude curtis ur such a dong funnel!"

Curtis: " come on evan only ryan is that!"

by Legit OpTiKz November 28, 2009

mud funnel

another word for the asshole

yo this bitch was a total freak last night , she wanted me to choke her and talk all sorts of shit to her while we were banging ... then .. then !! she let me hit her in the mud funnel

by voodoo4426 October 31, 2011

Faggot-Funnel

Another term for Noob Tube, a projectile from the Call of Duty series.

That guy with his one man army and faggot-funnels!

by Tittytim July 26, 2014