TikTok Science

A recent study conducted by scientists in which they found out that the app TikTok shares 99.99% of its DNA with cancer.

Scientist 1: Aha!
Scientist 2: What is it?
Scientist 1: It appears that I have found that the popular app, TikTok, does indeed share 99.99% of its DNA with cancer! This is TikTok science!
Scientist 2: Well, it does make sense.

by Is butter a carb? August 03, 2020

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Science Arms

Skinny, typically pale arms, associated with nerdy unathletic folks. also see: Science Legs Re-submitted to replace "Science Arms (Legs)" with 2 separate definitions

No way those 4 nerds can pick up that VW Bug - - those science arms couldn't push it forward if it were in neutral... let alone lift it off the ground.

by Nice501s March 05, 2023

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Brode Science

A phrase to describe commentary and "knowledge" about coding and tech that is completely unsupported by facts and evidence.

Newbie who can barely print Hello World - "Ruby is a dead language that no companies use."

Developer - "That is complete brode science. There are thousands of jobs for Ruby developers and so many large companies use rails for their backend."

by Pandawg August 13, 2021

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95 Theses Of Science

A document written by a few 7th graders in an attempt to diss a teacher but end up getting 2 hour detentions even though half of them literally did nothing.

The students started writing out the 95 Theses of Science in 5th period health class and finished it when they got home.

by Powerlated October 12, 2018

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Grissom Light Science Vessel

Grissom Light Science Vessel T6, also known as T6 Oberth is the best ship in Star Trek Online
You should get it now

"What ship should I get from the Zen store?"
"Grissom Light Science Vessel T6"
Or
"Dude... I got beat up in PVP badly..."
"Were they using T6 Oberth?"

by macOSbyApple May 18, 2022

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