fizzhottie

A thin, beautiful woman. The opposite of a fatty-fizznattie. Can be abbreviated "fizz" because no one will think you would mention fat chicks.

Last night the party was full of fizzhotties. One had a slit in her skirt right up to her cookie.
--Or--
Did you go to the party? Any fizz?

by L Dragon June 30, 2004

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fizzy dick

1. A fizzy dick (often 'fizzy fuckin' dick coz alliteration) is when your dick is so hard - not necessarily because you're even aroused - that it actually feels painful, like your dick is a bottle of fizzy lemonade and it's about to burst open from the pressure. The usual cure for a fizzy dick is to open that fucking cap somewhere in private, pronto, and let all the foam spray out to release the pressure. Differs from blue balls in that the discomfort is localised in the trunk rather than the fruits.
2. When someone is getting over-excited about something to the point of it actually being obnoxious/needy, like they're metaphorically getting their fizzy dick out and waving it all around in your face and you're like 'fucking Hell, put it away!!'

"God damn, I have such a fizzy dick over Winona Ryder."
"Holy FUCK, calm your fizzy dick down! We're on our way soon, just give us a minute!"

by Der Kriegenator May 22, 2016

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Suck on that fizzle

An expression you use when you go to a conclusion that you just beat someone in something even if you didn't really compete about it. Of cource it might just happen that you draw the wrong conclusion and someone uses it on you too.
(Preferably used in a comment section like faceook or something)

Win:
Person 1: I finished my homework 30 minutes ago ^^.
Person 2: I did it 40 minutes ago! Suck on that fizzle!.
Fail:
Person 3: I did it 50 minutes ago! Suck on that fizzle!.

by Fizzlemaster October 22, 2009

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