fedel

a term used for measuring a higher level of sexiness. the highest would be fedel 99. this means that someone is so hot that a person could have an orgasm from New York to make a baby in China by just thinking or talking about the person. the lowest is fedel -99.

(for example, you see this very ugly girl. no shape: just a pure block of fat and ugliness.) holy crap! that girl (or whatever you would call that) is in fedel -99!

by Fedel Juco June 15, 2008

federline

1. Talentless, wannabe black, male goldigger....
2. Any backup dancer who thinks just because they appeared in a couple of videos can fully release a meaningful, solo hiphop/pop album (previously known as a paula abdul)
3. Living proof that former "popstar" Britney Spears posseses the Intelligence of an Indonesian Ourang-otang.
4. The ultimate Trailer Trash Hill Billie's fantasy
5. Future "VH1's Surreal life" guest

1. Were it not for the rap talent, Eminem would surely be a Federline
2. Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Federline are the hosts of American Idol
3. Sean "P. diddy" Combs was once a Federline

by Killmike April 20, 2006

Fedora

Among many other meanings, Fedora can also be used as a verb to describe a person that is self absorbed and believes that he is more intelligent, for the sole purpose that he does not believe in a God. Comes from an *chan joke showing a fat neckbeard wearing a Fedora stating he is more intelligent because he is an atheist.

NOTE: This is not synonymous with an atheist. A Fedora will act big headed about his atheism while an atheist just doesn't believe in a god

"I'm not a clueless idiot that believes in a god"
"Urgh, that guys such a fedora

by Theak July 26, 2015

FedEx

a shitty company that always fucks something up, several times they have sent my packages to a different location or have claimed to have the incorrect address and cant find my building. When i called them to correct the mistake they say they handled it and every things fine, but the next day the problem is still their.

their workers truly do not give a shit, they couldn't care less if you receive your delivery or not, and they are slow to correct any issues.

I also heard that they sometimes steal your fucking packages!!! wtf

do not do business with FedEx, UPS is so much better with better service

friend1: my delivery was supposed to be here 2 days ago wtf

friend2: wait a minute... is it coming by FedEx???

friend1:yeah, why you ask?

friend2: FedEx dont give a FUCK about people who use

their service, they probably "lost" your shit or sent it across the country.

friend1: THOSE FUCKERS!!!! I HATE FedEx!!!!!!

by cornell123 September 19, 2009

fedorawhora

Someone who wears a fedora hat with almost any outfit (whether it goes with it or not), wears a fedora almost every day, and has a large wardrobe of fedora hats in different colors and trims; someone who basically just loves fedoras.

Frank Sinatra might have been the original celebrity to do it, but Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt and Jake Gyllenhaal are modern-day fedorawhoras, wearing fedora hats almost every day.

by Summer Loone July 9, 2009

Fedo

badass, awesome, intellegent, pothead, cool, rebel

Dude, he is such a fedo!

by Fedo February 3, 2010

feds

Slang term for police in England. Who knows why because it came from the FBI (Feds - Federal Bureau of Investigation) who are an AMERICAN law enforcement agency (tool of the government aha), NOT English. used by many 'gangstas' in England who seem to have identity confusion with Americans. Some would call them chavs.

the feds are cumin, breeze

by Henry_ze_german July 4, 2007