fried eggs

An old lady's breasts that sag to the point where they look like someone stapled fried eggs to her chest.

"Ah, man, that old lady just bent over and I saw her fried eggs!"

by Mister Squishy November 10, 2007

scrambled eggs

when two fags are fucking reverse cowboy and their balls are smashing against one another.

"How was your night with Johnny?" "Oh you know, went over and had some scrambled eggs."

by DickRay October 18, 2008

piss eggs

a word used when you mess up or when something goes wrong.
Dermot also says it when he ejaculates.

A piss eggs, I missed the match

Rent boy: Oh yeah oh yeah

Dermot: PISS EGGS, there we go

by articulate camel May 16, 2007

scrambled eggs

Pussy that has been tampered with too much.

See turkey, loose as a goose, paris hilton

Hey, don't hook up with Crystal, shes scrambled eggs

by Ranger Elite July 22, 2008

eggs

As a negative, Eggs will put down or insult someone or something. instead of saying shitty, bad, horrible, loser, he/she sucks.

-Peter "Hey Gorge, did you see spiderman 3"
Gorge "It's fucking 'eggs'!"
-"Steve your 'eggs'"
-"walking is eggs, lets drive"

by BHC CREW July 11, 2007

Eggboy

When you pee and fart all over a bunch of eggs.

I eggboy-ed yesterday

by Yeetmaster62 October 30, 2018

columbian eggroll

Columbian eggroll: when you dip your dick in rum throw cocaine on it and then hit her in the mouth with it.

hangin out at a party near the liquor table with a fat sack of yo and a juvenile dirty mind an idea arises that needs to be documented in the book of life only by live demonstration. letting everyone witness the birth of the "columbian eggroll"

by sharknuts November 2, 2011