dude job

Similar to a footjob, but instead of feet it's like from an entire dude

bro fo you want a dude job? because I'm totally up for that

by HaroldIsSleepy July 19, 2023

dude bro

an 18-24 year old american male, generally Caucasian, who wears birkenstock sandals along with polos (sometimes pink) that have their collars "popped", watches Family Guy, plays ultimate frisby, and wears an upside-down visor or a baseball cap with a pre-frayed brim.

Dude Bros are also known to listen to music such as Dave Matthews, Jack Johnson, Incubus, and crappy rap artists that are played constantly on the radio. Some dude bros enjoy playing Gamecube due to the fact that they become mesmerized that they can play games on a cube while drinking beer.

Dude bro's are incredibly insecure in their manhood, which makes them: insanely jealous of their girl friends, overly macho, and laughably homophobic.

dude bro 1: "hey dude! wanna go chill?"
dude bro 2: "sup bro? sure, we can play gamecube..."

another example would be the guy who wrote the definition for wakeboarder

by that_one_kid October 7, 2007

Dude Perfect

A YouTube channel that consist of corny white men doing awesome trick shots.

Josh: Hey do you watch dude perfect ?
Drake: Yeah they do some pretty cool trick shots but they try to be funny and it turns out cheesy and corny

by HeavySet420 August 29, 2016

dude sweat

Acts that are performed by seemingly heterosexual males that are suggestive of anal-sex/homosexuality; usually occurring during intense situations of excitement or perspiration.

Congratulatory ass-slapping/ cupping, inadvertent clasping of hands, spotting each other on squats, wrestling/grappling moves/holds that mimic butt-sex and the missionary position.

Looks like some serious dude sweat going on in here.

There was some serious dude sweat on UFC last night.

Those two guys were doing some hardcore dude sweating over on the squat machine.

by Ballin' October 3, 2007

Dude-bro

A term referring to the sexually frustrated and socially incapable young males who all wear the same style of clothes, stalk the same females, and repeatedly talk in gay voices to eachother. It is generally very easy to spot a dude-bro, if you hear the word 'gay' or 'faggot' used in a derogatory way, look for a sideways hat or a Thirsty Thursday shirt(or collared shirt) and you will see a dude-bro.

Me: "Those guys just said Broken Social Scene is gay."
Fellow Intellectual: "But Broken Social Scene is the greatest band ever!"
Me: "Yeah, they must be dude-bros."

by Static-Sleep April 7, 2007

Dude Cut

A short hairstyle, usually favourable with Dyke's and the like, that old ladies sometime have.
Comes from the meaning of a "boys hairstyle", hence "dude-cut".

Person One: Hey, did you see Sarah?
Person Two: Hell yeah, she went to the hairdressers and now she has a dude cut!

by Puppeteer Of Pain January 19, 2009

Dude-struating

The condition a guy in usually emotionally erratic and crave weird foods.

Steve is watching sweet home Alabama and just wants spinach and peperoni on his pizza. He must be dude-struating.

by Victoria Caloca January 30, 2009