Douchebag Of The Year Award

A fictional award given out during the fictional awards ceremony known as the E.M.M.Ys. It is awarded to the one person every year who showed the most extreme douchbagary throughout the year.

The Douchebag Of The Year Award for the year 2009 was given to Kanye West for his actions toward Taylor Swift during the 2009 MTV VMAs. Not cool Kanye... Not cool.

by Xero _ Manifest January 2, 2011

Scooby Dooby Douchebag

Someone Who Has A Resemblence To Shaggy From Scooby Doo....Skinny,Beard,Big Shirts

Person 1: Hey Look At Haley Joel Osment!
Person 2: Yeah I Know,Talk About A Scooby Dooby Douchebag

by pahe July 13, 2010

total fucking douchebag

Someone who has taken the normal level of a douchebag's douchiness to new levels. TFDB for short.

Eric isn't just a douchebag, he's a total fucking douchebag.

by bobzemuda January 12, 2006

bumper sticker douchebag

self explanitory, but if you want further explanation, someone who almost completly covers the rear bumper and trunk area with bumper stickers that contain worthless pieces of personal feeling and/or stupid informational bullshit. this person is probably a douchebag or dickhead in general as well.

yo, look at this car, this guy in front of us is definitly a bumper sticker douchebag.

by MYNAMEIST February 17, 2007

REI hippie douchebag

Outdoor enthusiasts that own REI clothing and equipment. They often will wear rain jackets/fleece, a pair of khakis and outdoor shoes(Merrells). They probably voted for Obama and have an Obama sticker on their Subaru.

In Anchorage, AK, REI is the mecca for all the hippie outdoor people. They flock here to buy overpriced equipment. Rain jacket/fleece, khakis, and outdoor shoe is the stamp for REI hippie douchebags in Anchorage.

by REI HIPPY DOUCHEBAG September 20, 2010

Douchebag Faggy Pants

The kid who you just want to beat the shit out of. The Annoying Faggot who is just asking to get slapped in the face with a massive cock.

Jack is a Douchebag Faggy Pants

by Nukka Joe Brown March 15, 2007

aging hippie douchebag

A 40 something, bald-headed dumbass with a scraggly-ass ponytail and typically sports a tie-dye tee shirt and crooked glasses. More often than not, they never were a hippie in the first place. A lot like a straight up douchebag except they are always bald with a ponytail.

1. look at the aging hippie douchebag, God what a douche eh.
2. Check out the ponytail on that aging hippie douchebag, wtf.

by v.michael September 8, 2009